My Nonprofit Reviews

I tried to adopt a dog but was grilled by a staff member and her minion using Geheime Staatspolizei tactics.
She even insulted me by asking if I could afford to have the dogs nails trimmed and further reminded me that a dog has to have it's nails trimmed constantly.
Her minion somehow pulled up my entire personal history and found that I'm not suitable for the dog. I hope they don't whack the dog.
Meanwhile the entire facility smells like the kennel area, you have sick looking pooches in that penitentiary/asylum type institution and the real animals are running the place. It's like a real life Arkham.
It's sort of like a cult in there the volunteers are human beings but some of the staff seems to be on an extraterestrial mission to have cats rule the world. I went into one and the staff member picked out 4 dogs for me; how does she know what dog I want? Unless they can read minds telepathically, which I think aliens from outer space can. If you find a dog take it to Northshore animal league, or find an animal adoption center run by earthlings. Either way ACC of NYC FUGGEDABOUDIT!!!