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Review for North Shore Animal League America , Inc., Port Washington, NY, USA

Rating: 1 stars  

Dog poop on the floor, dog poop on the ceiling, flaming dog poop on my front porch after I complained about the dog poop on my dog. They should call this place "North Shore Animal Feces", because that's all you get when you step foot/animal foot into the building. Also, not that it's their fault or anything, but they are in the sketchiest part of Port Washington, and although I can't prove it, I'm pretty sure they keep releasing rogue feline agents in an attempt to build a guerilla stray cat army to topple the North Hempstead regime. Scary doog poop. I stepped on a broken bottle walking down that street in flip-flops, and none of the animals lifted a paw to help me.

I've personally experienced the results of this organization in...

The amount of poop in a paper bag left on my front porch. It was on fire, and while I tried to stomp the fire out, I discovered the contents of the paper bag were, in fact, poop.

If I had to make changes to this organization, I would...

Investigate my own claims regarding the stray cat army, do something about the dog poop, and possibly open a mongolian barbeque.

Will you volunteer or donate to this organization?

Unlikely

How much of an impact do you think this organization has?

A little

How did you learn about this organization?

Stumbled upon it looking for some frozen yogurt.

When was your last experience with this nonprofit?

2011

Role:  General Member of the Public & I helped recent immigrants find their first job here.